picturing Sugar finding out where Blaine lives and storming into his house while he’s all dosed up on painkillers and demanding he sing at her party and he’s so fucking high he just nods along because he thinks she’s a fairy
Blaine’s OTF is with everyone.
- Sunshine twins (triplets?) with Britt and Sugar. (Favorite <3)
- Blaintana (Protectors of gays everywhere!)
- Asian Alliance with Tike (Or simply the only-stable-relationships-club between Tike and Klaine)
- Daddy Issues Club (Quainnne and Bike Chanderson)
- Bro-ing it up with Finn, Artie, and Puck (Translator between them and Kurt for football)
- Warblers (pre-Michael) (Enough said)
- Anderberry (Because I don’t care what canon says… they’re siblings)
- And of course he’s Rory’s Papa so there’s that.
Reblogged from text posts and weeping